There’s a Month for That!

I had no idea there was so much to celebrate.  Can you imagine being the lucky agency chosen to develop the PR and marketing strategy for something obscure as, say, Straw Hat Month or Pleasure Your Mate Month?  See (what I am assuming is) a complete list here. I’m highlighting my favorites…and I am NOT making any of this up.

January: It’s OK to be Different Month, Love Yourself Month, Prune Breakfast Month, Polka Month

February: Body Awareness Month, Natl. Pet Dental Health Awareness Month, Termite Awareness Month

March: Humorists Are Artists Month, On-Hold Month, Umbrella Month

April: Natl Frog Month,  National Welding Month, Straw Hat Month, National Soft Pretzel Month,  Alcohol Awareness Month (YAY!)

May: Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Smile Month,  Vinegar Month, Ultraviolet Awareness Month

June: Accordion Awareness Month,  Natl Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism, Natl Celibacy Awareness Month, Potty Training Awareness Month, Rebuild Your Life Month

July: Smart Irrigation Month, Share a Sunset with Your Lover Month, Horseradish Month

August: Natl Inventors’ Month, Neurosurgery Outreach Month, Panini Month, What Will Be Your Legacy Month

September: Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month, Pleasure Your Mate Month, Shameless Promotion Month

October: Dyslexia Awareness Month, Month of Free Thought, Squirrel Awareness Month, Raptor Month

November: Inspirational Role Models Month (Thanks George!), Georgia Pecan Month, Pet Cancer Awareness Month

December: Tie Month, Bingo’s Birthday Month, Write a Business Plan Month

It’s FEAR MY VAGINA MONTH!  YAY!

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One Response to “There’s a Month for That!”

  1. Jake P Says:

    Here’s another one for ya, courtesy of The Onion:

    In an effort to combat what organizers are calling “our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness,” the American Foundation for Paying Attention to Things has declared December “National Awareness Month.”

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