Courtesy of a wonderful place called unfortunate names, I’ve found several products that are begging for a campaign. We can’t tackle something of this magnitude  (dude, there’s a church on every corner with an auto parts store across the street here in Hooterville-I’d be in a world of trouble)  but you guys should take it on!  


Beaver Cream. 

Might generate a big fan base on Facebook?




Instant Sex.  

Possibly an instructional video?




Hmmm…I’m thinking a jingle.


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2 Responses to “Opportunities”

  1. unfortunate names Says:

    thanks for the nod! I like your blog btw, very cute!

  2. Dan Bergevin Says:

    Hey! I use beaver cream daily! It goes great with my roast beef.

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