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Opportunities

Courtesy of a wonderful place called unfortunate names, I’ve found several products that are begging for a campaign. We can’t tackle something of this magnitude  (dude, there’s a church on every corner with an auto parts store across the street here in Hooterville-I’d be in a world of trouble)  but you guys should take it on!  

brittanyspears

Beaver Cream. 

Might generate a big fan base on Facebook?

 

 

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Instant Sex.  

Possibly an instructional video?

 

parishilton  

McPussy.  

Hmmm…I’m thinking a jingle.

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This entry was posted on March 16, 2009 at 5:09 am and is filed under advertising. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Opportunities”

  1. unfortunate names Says:
    March 17, 2009 at 7:04 am

    thanks for the nod! I like your blog btw, very cute!

  2. Dan Bergevin Says:
    March 18, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Hey! I use beaver cream daily! It goes great with my roast beef.

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