Luxury Toilet Paper?

“The tenderness of the delicate American buttock…” “Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.” “People just don’t understand that softness equals ecological destruction.”

Wow. Who knew? Now I feel terrible. I had no idea that my Charmin was hurting the environment.

I might have a bidet installed. I’ve never used one…they’re popular in Europe, right? I think one other person here in Hooterville actually knows what that is.

Camou TP…found in respectable Deer Camps Everywhere!

Tags: Toilet Paper

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